Thursday, July 16, 2009

jokes

兩周一聚:笑話1+1+1則

某一天的下午,在玩具店

小人兒不見媽媽蹤影便破喉大叫:媽媽!媽媽!

媽媽: 媽媽喺度呀。

”媽媽!媽媽!”(又有其他小朋友要找媽媽)

小人兒:點解個個都係媽媽嘅?

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晚飯時,在爺爺嫲嫲家

爸爸媽媽甫下班進門,立刻湧上前親吻小人兒。

小人兒反抗說:排隊呀!

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睡前,在床上

小人兒:媽媽奶!

媽媽:但係你大個仔啦喎!

小人兒:但係”掂”唔到天花版喎!(也不知是誰跟他說,大了就可以摸到天花板?)

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注:兩周一聚是由巴黎師奶發起的作文遊戲,讓素未謀面的網友每兩周以文相聚。是次第十八期: 笑話一則zero出題。

8 comments:

michelle said...

Rafael 很可愛 :)

hiwong said...

真係好好笑! 尤其: 排隊呀!

Yoshi said...

very cute, he really knows a lot of conversations....

Gwen and Ian said...

妳位小朋友好cute呀!好精靈呀!!!

amy said...

dear all: 其實我是有點苦笑的, 總覺得他會否太老人精了一點?

Zero said...

haha 小朋友真係好多笑料的~

總覺得他會否太老人精了一點?←依家好多小朋友都係咁呀!

微豆 Haricot said...

>> ... 他會否太老人精了一點?

Nah! It just shows he can figure things out quite quickly. Smart kid :)

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